Automakers are shoveling tons of money into safety equipment to keep you out of danger whenever you go behind the wheel. While those measures will bump a car’s price quite high, here’s the cheapest solution we could found - let mom ride shotgun with you.
Thats it! You don’t need speed limiters, lane keeping assist, seatbelt warnings, blindspot monitoring or other expensive piece of dung technology made because you are too busy checking your phone every 2 damn minutes.
Whatever high-processing technology the automakers will try to sell you for hard earned cash won’t simply beat the human brain which can adapt to unforeseen circumstances on the road. So having your mom nagging you over the way you drive is the best safety feature you can add up to your car.
Every now and then you’ll hear her “Boy! Put your hands on the steering wheel or I’m gonna slap you across the face”, or “If you don’t slow down I swear to good Jesus I’m going to have a heart attack”, or even better “Carl A. Junior, are you out of your goddamn mind? That was a yellow light back there! Are you trying to kill me?”.
So if you love your big momma, you’re surely going to listen to her and do what she says. With time you’re going to form some reflexes and drive safe even in a 1990s piece of junk with no fancy assists.
Oh, by the way, this is a video posted by stand-up comedian Josh Pray, who subliminally enforces the idea in a funny and nagging way.
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